Clarks Chill Hut

The Cock Of God

2009-03-20T14:30:00.001-06:00

I shit my pants

Just Got Wicked!!

2006-03-09T18:58:00.000-07:00

Well I began my training to try to acheive my childhood dream of becoming a professional wrestler.

It was a little more than I came to expect, but I honestly believe that it's worth all the pain and time.

I was offered the chance to be in the show that is scheduled for April 15. The chance to be in the 30 man Rumble match would be a chance for to get some time in the ring. Word has it that the Rumble match is also very forgiving.

The guys down at UCW-Zero are great. Steve, the owner, JMB, the heavyweight champion, and Alex Brady, a tag title contender were all very cooperative and worked with me very much. They want me to succeed. Here is an excert from an email that I received from Steve earlier today.

"You did very well, you have what it takes to be a pro wrestler if you want to."

I'm 95% sure that I will take the chance to be in the show next month. I'll check for ticket prices and I'll let you all know. I want to see all your faces in the crowd screaming my name, it would probably take a bunch of pressure off of me. Props and Peace.

To Be Or Not To Be, That Is The Question...

2006-02-28T21:20:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I am actually considering this so much. Maybe it's because it's been a childhood dream of mine or it could be the fact that I'm a major dumbass. I believe the first, the rest of you may think that it's the latter.

Well if any of you have known me for a fair share of my life then you would know that I'm a huge fan of wrestling. Whether it's high school or, my first true love, professional wrestling. You know those guys that act on TV and wrestle for gold belts.
Well Saturday night I'm at work and this guy, who I could consider an aquintance, comes in and starts talking about how he got into a match(professional wrestling.) Well it turns out he is a referee for this local federation. Well they are looking for some more guys and I want my tryout.

Well the only problem is that financially it's quite tough for me to even begin to try. It's quite expensive, but what I reap from it would be so great.

Well the final say comes down to my parents. They are the ones that have to sign the waiver and all. I hope all goes good.

Super Rad

2005-12-14T10:40:00.000-07:00

Well sorry for the lack of updates as of late.

The Aquabats concert on Friday night was something that was not to be missed. There was only one opening band, Bad Credit. They were kickass, they have that Beastie Boys sound. I highly advise that you check them out at www.badcredit2000.com. I bought an Aquabats "Super Cool" wristband and the Bad Credit cd. Well I can add another concert to the Zac/Mikey concert list. I went to The Aquabats with Zack Shutt, Austin Nelson, Mikey, and James.

Well the Indianapolis Colts are having a steller season, they tallied another 'W' in the column. They are sitting at 13-0 and have clinched their division, first-round bye in the playoffs, and home field advantage during the playoffs.

Well things are good on this side of the net, I hope all is well with you. Reel Big Fish will be back in town on Januray 10!! I'm excited, they always put on a great show.

I picked up another kickass Death by Stereo this weekend. It's their newest one, Death for Life. I recommend DBS if you like Avenged Sevenfold, As I Lay Dying, and bands like those.

Props and Peace!!

Give Me Time

2005-12-08T10:54:00.000-07:00

Well last night I got free tickets to the Utah Jazz game, well I guess I must be the goodluck charm that they need. They beat the Atlanta Hawks, which is the worst team in the league. I took my girlfriend Brittany and we watched the game, but ended up leaving about midway through the 3rd period.

We went back to my car and just talked and then I had to take her back to her car so she could come back home.

Jim and I are closing a deal today, so we'll be 125 bucks richer, after school.

The Aquabats concert is tomorrow night, there are still tickets. It's going to be at In The Venue at 7 PM. I hope to see all you Cadets there!!

Props and Peace!!

Indianapolis Colts

2005-12-06T11:02:00.000-07:00

**********UPDATE********** Colts beat Jacksonville on Sunday

Well nothing has been going on lately, but I'm just going to post how the Colts season is going! 12-0 and only 4 more to go.

Indianapolis @ Baltimore 24-7 Record: 1-0
Jacksonville @ Indianapolis 10-3 Record: 2-0
Cleveland @ Indiapolis 13-6 Record: 3-0
Indianapolis @ Tennessee 31-10 Record: 4-0
Indianapolis @ San Francisco 28-3 Record: 5-0
St. Louis @ Indianapolis 45-28 Record: 6-0
Indianapolis @ Houston 38-20 Record: 7-0
BYE
Indianapolis @ New England 40-21 Record: 8-0
Houston @ Indianapolis 31-17 Record: 9-0
Indianapolis @ Cincinnati 45-37 Record: 10-0
Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis 26-7 Record: 11-0
Tennessee @ Indianapolis 35-3 Record: 12-0

By beating the Tennessee Titans the Colts clinched a playoff berth. The AFC South can be won by beating the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. Here is the rest of the Colts schedule.

Indianapolis @ Jacksonville 26-18 Record: 13-0
San Diego @ Indianapolis December 18 at 11:00 AM
Indianapolis @ Seattle December 24 at 2:15 PM
Arizona @ Indianapolis January 1 at 11:00 AM

Props and Peace!

Welcome Back

2005-11-30T20:00:00.000-07:00

Well after a 4 1/2 month hiatus, I'm back!! I'll be trying to keep this blog up to speed with daily updates about what's going on in the wonderful world of Clark. Same blog name, same blog address and same fun that you've come to know from me. Well let me dive right into what happened on Monday.

Well Jim and I decided on Sunday night that we were going to ditch 7th period to go dick around. Well little did he and I know that we would have a few more people joining us.

Well I drove down to the Farmington Cemetary, in White Smoke(my Mustang's name), to meet Jim. Well I drove around a little bit and there before my eyes was the Floobin Gloobin coming right at me. So I pulled over to the side of the road.

Well the door to the car opened and then sat Chase F'in Hansen in the front seat, and Mark Rogers, Rulon McRae, and Will Dunford all in the back.

We drove back to the cemetary in the Flubbin Glubbin so everybody could have a smoke. Well Chase told Rulon that he could attain MP3(the closest thing to being in the MP without actually being in it) if he would run naked through the cemetary and touch a certain headstone. Well Rulon did it and we all had a good laugh as we made him run all the way to Main Street to hop in the car.

After that, we drove around for awhile just fuckin around and then we decided we need to destroy something. We went back to White Smoke and picked up a bowling ball that was in my car. Well if you've ever heard any stories about what Jim and Chase do with bowling balls then you would understand. So we were trying to think of a place to throw it and settled on Bountiful Pond.

We drove out to the road that forks off to the pond and dump and did about 70 down the road and had Chase throw the bowling ball out the window into a fence. No damage to the fence. So we laughed and picked up the ball again. So we drove back up the road and decided that we were going to try to hit one of those speed bump things and try to jump the ball into the pond. Well it didn't work but now the bowling ball is at the bottom of Bountiful Pond.

Well Will broke the back driver side window and it was fuckin freezing all the way back to Viewmont to drop everybody off. So we talked for a bit and then everybody left, Jim took me back to my car so I could head back to school. I saw Brittany during lunch and that made the day that much better.

I officially called Monday, the greatest time ditching EVER!!

Props and Peace!!

We Are Your Average Ordinary Super Human, Punishers Of Evil, Rock And Roll Band

2005-07-15T02:34:00.000-06:00

Well Wednesday was freaking awesome! I had the opportunity to meet and go see The Aquabats! This all came about because of my good friend Zack Shutt talking to Todd Nuke 'Em about getting some of his buddies into the show. Well I would like to thank Todd and Zack both for giving us this opportunity! Well we got to Airwaves where we were to meet The 'Bats and were let in by Nuke 'Em. We talked to Todd for about 5 minutes and then Sean Boy Walton appeared outside of Todd's office window and this is where it gets good. Well the whole crew didn't come along only the MC Bat Commander(lead vocals) and Jimmy the Robot(keyboard and saxaphone.) I got to meet these guys and got hooked up with their autographs on a CD that Todd gave to me(thanks for that one.) I took a few photos with them and then they went on air to promote the show for that night and the new album "Charge!!" Well we go to In The Venue about 8 and this sweet band The Phenomanauts was playing. Then came the Epoxies where I started to mosh. 10 o' clock rolled around and it was time for The Aquabats to play! Well from their layed back 'selves at the station they changed into the crimefighters they were born to be. They played for damn near 2 hours and didn't let up! I got to the front and would stay there for the entire show! Well at the end of the night Ricky Fitness tossed his drumsticks into the crowd and I caught one. I went and bought my Aquabats shirt and headed to the truck so we could head home. We stopped at 7-11 and bought some water!! I took everybody home and then came back to my place and took a shower, I was soaked in sweat and water, and then went to bed. Well Warped Tour is tomorrow and I'm going to mosh my brains out there!! Props and Peace!!

Only God Can Judge Me Now

2005-06-23T23:25:00.000-06:00

Well I just got in a huge fight with my mom! That doesn't happen very much, usually she's very laid back and cool! Well I told her I would be back in a couple of hours. A couple turned into 7 and then to top things off, I guess everytime I come home I'm supposed to tell her that I'm back. You know, she might have realized that I was home, when I was talking with Chase and the TV was on. Well my mom said that my life is heading into, a quote, "downward spiral." I wasn't doing anything to benefit my family or my own life. That it's my fault the morale of this house is so low. But that's a bunch of bullshit, just the other day I took my brother to the dentist. The next I took him with me to get estimates on my truck! I don't want to think that my little brother and sister are growing up without a big brother. But supposedly that's what is happening. And to put the icing on the cake, my mom believes that I'm involved in drugs, alcohol, and having sex with multiple partners. Which is a load of shit. I've got school to focus on, but I really think that since my days at FJH I really haven't cared about school, I mean I get good grades one term out of the year so I can wrestle and then I just dick around for the rest of the school year. Which is the truth, but I have gotten better at doing my homework and all that good stuff. But in all honesty did she have to come down on me with the whole "how can I trust you, blah blah blah," bullshit? I mean fuck, it's hard enough being a teen, you have to pick your battles, and really I wasn't in the mood to tell her to fuck off and just leave to my dad's for a little bit. Cause my dad would get on my case about the same shit and just leave me on my ass to die. My dad can be as hardknocks as they come, he basically grew up on his own, so he expects me to be the same way. Well fuck my parents, as of late I really haven't wanted to be around my family, things aren't going all that great at either of my homes. I just need to take a break and stay at somebody's house, or even just take like a vacation. I didn't get to take my trip to Saint George for wrestling camp, that gets me out of the house and away from the family for 5 days at least. But who knows, I just really wish I had somebody that I could talk to or even stay with for a couple of days so I could take my mind off of some shit. Maybe my life really is hitting an all time low? So you know what, let me put it just like the title says and straight out of Tupac's mouth, "Only God can judge me now!"

Back By Popular Demand

2005-06-13T11:43:00.000-06:00

Well I haven't updated in almost a month, but this is a very important date! Back on July 13, 2004, my blog was born! The first post wasn't much, I believe it was just telling you folks about me and bitching about Tarrin a little bit. Boy, I've come a long way since those days! I was just a kid that wanted some way to get my voice out to people and be heard and not have to listen to what others have to say! Sure I've had my ups and downs, and most of them profiled on here, but this blog has served as an outlet! I haven't been able to do any audblogs, but if you go back into the archives you can see how emotional I was a year ago! Well today is a HUGE day by any standard! I don't care who you are, Joel Smith is coming back, from Germany, to visit for the summer! I've been waiting for this since he left! Well I've gotta work tonight at the Bountiful Bowl, but I've got the house to myself for the next few days, and I'm trying to plan myself a little BBQ for tomorrow night. We'll see how that goes! Well back to the beginnings of this blog, if you've never been here you need to catch up a little bit. But if you have then feel free to leave me comments and here's to a few more years! Props and peace!

Nerds Of The World Unite!

2005-05-19T02:54:00.000-06:00

Well last night was the big worldwide get together of Star Wars nerd to hang out for hours or maybe even days in front of movies theaters just to see a movie that has long fascinated us! Well I was one of those millions of nerds around the world standing in ridicuosly long like just to see what George Lucas had in store for us this time! And the only thing that I can say about this movie is utterly amazing! So get your tickets to the show now and go see Episode III, it will blow your mind! Well I have to get up for school in the morning(let me have a big yeeeeeefuckinhaw) and it's 3:00 now, wow I should have a good time at school tomorrow! Well for this post I wanna change my signoff! May the Force be with you!

Everything Is Better When It's Done Naked!!

2005-05-15T22:32:00.000-06:00

Ok I the camping trip was hella amazing!! Well before Rulon and I actually made it to Viewmont's parking lot, the two of us did a little shopping for breakfast and a little something for that night! We stopped at Albertson's and bought eggs, bacon, juice, Mountain Dew, and some margarita mix(brings back memories of the first trip.) So we got done shopping and sped all the way to Viewmont to make it on time, turns out we didn't have to as we were the first ones there. About 5 minutes later we were joined by AJ Atkinson and about 10 minutes after he arrived the big line of cars featuring Jim Allred, Chase Hansen, Chad Westover, Steve Olsen, and this Zack kid. So we chilled in the lot for like 10 minutes and then we headed back to Jim's to get the big prize the cow that would be our sacrifice that night! While we were getting ready to leave Jim's, Chase left with AJ and went back to his house to grab some firewood, Jim called Mark Rodgers and Jim and I went to get him and head back to Viewmont! We picked up Mark and yelled at some bitches along the way! We met everybody in the parking lot again and then headed up the mountains, with me leading the way! Well we got up to our usual spot and some other fuckers were up there having a bonfire, well we pulled out some of the pallets and firewood we had and the cow too and started a fucking nice fire! It wasn't even 10 minutes after arriving that Jim had already stripped down and was bare ass naked! Wow that was a night, he wouldn't end up getting dressed until he left about 2 or 3 hours later! Well we got in a shouting war with this camp down the ever-so-famous, Trieweiner Trail, and we're yelling "I'm gonna fist your ass," and other random things like that! Well we chilled around the fire, most of us naked or in our boxers at least, then we all got dressed about 1:30 or 2 and some girls showed up, one of them would end up staying the night with all of us guys! Well the drunks from up Triweiner decided to stumble down and see what was going on and who was making all the noise down the way! Well the noisemakers would be our camp! So they stayed and talked to us for like an hour or so and then one of them feel down and hurt his ankle, so they all helped their inibriated brother back to there camp and that would be that last we would see of them. While the drunks were there, Chase, Katrina, and I all decided we would try to hit the sack, this was about 4 in the morning! Well the three of us were joined by Chad in the back of my truck and didn't fall asleep until about 5 in the morning. Well out of nowhere Rulon, who was trying to pull an all nighter, walks up to the side of my truck naked. I don't know what it was about the first trip that makes Rulon wanna get naked so much but he just wants to everytime we go to the mountains. Well we woke up at like 7:15 and started the fire up again to cook breakfast. We were unsuccessful and said fuck this and drove down the mountain to meet at Rulon's to cook it there. We dropped Katrina off on the way, to Rulon's. Well we had a breakfast consisting of eggs, bacon, pizza, and tampico! Pretty healthy wouldn't you say? Well after we ate, Rulon had to stay home. Chad, Chase, Steve, Mark and I all ended up back at Chase's sleeping in the back of my truck for like an hour. Then we all went home and my life was boring again! As I sit here I have less then 48 hours until the release of Episode III and I can barely sit still! Well I hope you enjoyed this camping trip as much as I did! Props and Peace!

We Didn't Start The Fire

2005-05-12T23:02:00.000-06:00

This was written by Chase Hansen:

~!!!Hey All You F***ing Retards!!!~

~Blow Off Your Plans This Friday And Get Blown (away) In The Mountains~

Meet In The Viewmont Parking Lot @ 10:00pm

Any Questions Call Shea Wright (688-7608)

***IF YOUR UGLY DON'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP***

Oh yeah and there's only 1 week until the release of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith!!! Props and Peace!

"We Hate You! We Really Fucking Hate You!"

2005-05-07T15:53:00.000-06:00

The title for this post came about last night about 9. We were at the DI, the shopping place of the MP and friends, and we were talking to this old lady while we were playing with this accordian and this bitch walks by and she says in her bitchy tone "careful, that's very expensive." The three of us got the jacket we wanted to and walked to the register to checkout, when this other bitch, she was younger, gets all huffy because all the tags on the coats are not there! So she asks the old bitch how much and she says 8 bucks, that takes Chase out of getting his jacket. So we are all done and Jim is paying for his, Chase and I are walking out of the DI and Jim stops in the doorway, the doors are wide open and yells his now famous quote, "We hate you! We really fucking hate you!" and just walks out. Chase and I are in the parking lot just watching and start to bust up because we know Jim kept a straight face the entire time! Everybody in the DI just stops doing what they are doing and just stands there, Jim walks back to his car and then we head off to complete the night! So we produced a new quote and got a jacket, pretty good night I guess! Props and Peace!

I Wish I Was Timmy The Tooth!

2005-05-05T19:27:00.000-06:00

Well I finally got around and thought I would write about last weekend! So the party at my house was a total sausagefest and I said, fuck it! So all this tight ass peeps come over and then we all said how gay this was and went to some chick's house. Her party sucked to, so we picked up this old bowl that they told us was from the 1800's and I shotputted the bastard up the street and it shattered into a million pieces! Well Chase got the idea to call our friend Amber Mason up and see if she wanted to chill. We got ahold of her and told her to come down to my house so we all could hangout. She found it and then Chase got the idea to call some people up and see what was going on, well she found the Hancocks, and some others were hanging out at my place of employment! We headed to the good old Bountiful Bowl! Well we chilled there and then at like 12:30 I got home with Chase still at my side and we hung out at my house, fell asleep at like 2 and then I had to be up at 5 to get ready for work! Chase woke me up at 5, cause I didn't hear my alarm, and I woke him up at 5:30, he fell back asleep, and took him home and then went to work! I got off at 12:30 in the afternoon and headed to Bountiful Bowl to do a little bit of practice bowling! Well I ended up bowling for a little over 2 hours and then going home and messing around! I went back to Bountiful Bowl for work at 5 and would see Jim and Chase about 4 or 5 hours later with them telling me they had planned another camping trip! I said that I wouldn't be off until around 12:30, they were cool with that! Well 12:30 rolled around and I clocked out and hopped in Shea's jeep and went up to Chase's to retrieve some sleeping bags from his house! Well we ended up at the same spot as we camped last weekend, but I followed this douche bag, who's name we don't know, that thought he was a great and he was sliding all over the road like a dumbass! The next morning we would find out that him and the 2 girls that were with him were stranded higher up on the mountain, gave us a good laugh. Back to the camping story, we went back to the same spot and there were these people up there, just as they were leaving they gave us 2 pallets to use to make a fire, this fire was huge! Chase jumped over it in his boxers, that's the most naked anybody got all night! Well we stood around the fire and talked for a little bit and then I went to bed at like 4:15 in the morning in Shea's jeep! Chase stayed up until the sun started to come over the mountain! The 3 of us woke up at quarter after 9 and started back down the mountain so we could wash Shea's jeep! After we washed the van, we headed to McDonald's for some breakfast! It was as good as a fastfood breakfast can get I guess! Well we all met back up at Chase's house and Shea left when we got there and I left shortly after him! I called Chase and we hung out again that afternoon! We went to Target and purchased ourselves a some Little Debbie snacks, a coconut, and a pineapple! We went home and had a little tropical lunch, watched RPW, Real Pro Wrestling, and then I started to fall asleep and Chase did fall asleep, so I left. I ran to Target again and bought Twisted Metal: Black and Mortal Kombat: Deception. Dinner that night consisted of a Little Caesar's pizza, Crazy Bread, and a Mountain Dew: Pitch Black slurpee. My family got home at 10:30 that night, and that was the end of my weekend! Hope you enjoyed this one too! FYI, 2 weeks until Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, comes out!! Props and Peace!

Meet Me In The Mission At Midnight And We'll Divy Up There

2005-04-27T21:01:00.000-06:00

Well I just recently found out that my family will be out of town this weekend for my cousin's baptism! So I've decided that I need to have a little get-together! I mean what's a little trouble in my neighborhood? Means nothing to me! Well my family is leaving directly after they wake me up to go to school, after that they will be gone until sometime Sunday! So I may have to work this weekend, but why not get a some of my peeps to stop by and have an extended "hello?" Well if your interested, give me a ring and we'll throw this thing down! Props and Peace!

Everybody's Doing The Fish!

2005-04-24T22:08:00.000-06:00

This is the only thing that can be said about this Spring Break: Fucking amazing!! Sorry this is short and fucking gay but it's the only thing that can be said!! When you chill with you best friend, Chase Hansen, you know your going to have a good time! Well I hope everybody's Spring Break was as kick ass as mine! And 22 school days left until Summer Vacation!! Props and Peace!

If You Happy And You Know It Run Naked!!

2005-04-18T17:13:00.000-06:00

Well the camping trip of Friday got moved to last night and was it so incredibly awesome!! Well we got the camping trip going by Chase coming over after he got off work and coming over to my house to go on a little adventure. We started talking and out of nowhere I said we should go camping. So we made a few phone calls and thus started the adventure of camping! We originally were going to camp at Glover Lane Park, out in West Farmington, but after about an hour and a half somebody called the cops and told them that we were drinking and being noisy. So we left and somebody had suggested that we go to up by the B in Bountiful Canyon! Well we went and found this tight ass spot and then some nigger got pissed and said he knew of a better one up higher. That spot sucked! Well we tried to get a fire going, but our boyscouting skills had gone to hell, and the wind was bad. So we just chilled and talked and I lost my keys! I was scared that I wouldn't find them. Well we searched all night and couldn't find shit! Eventually we just went to bed without my keys! Well Chase, Rulon, and I all were sleeping in the back of Chase's truck when I suggested that Chase get naked and run up to Shea's Jeep and press ham the window. Well this turned into Chase streaking, subsequently Rulon and I joined in and streaked in the mountains. We weren't up to our full potential as the weather was a trifle chilly. We ran up what we would later call the "Tri-wiener Trail," it was named this because of the fact that 3 of us were naked on it. Well we ran up the trail and found a firepit that's coals were still hot. We found some stuff to get the fire going again and stayed there to warm our testicles up. We stayed there for about 20 minutes and got warm and then ran back down the trail to terrorize the other 3, that were trying to sleep in the Jeep. So we ran up and ambushed Shea's vehicle and were naked all around it. We told Rulon to get on the top and act like he was going to shit on the hood. Well he tried and almost really did! Well we stayed naked around his Jeep for like 15 minutes and then went to Chase's truck were we told scary stories and sang a little song that went like this: Shea has a vagina and is a fuckhead! That was sang over and over again! We told some jokes and scary stories and then went to bed! We awoke this morning and searched the entire camp for my keys and didn't find shit! So we left my truck up the canyon and came back to my house for breakfast and to tell my mom. She called my stepdad, Paul, and asked if he had spare keys for the truck and he said he had some, I was given them and we were off again! We stopped at Shea's to see if the keys to my truck had gotten mixed up in any of his stuff, he said no and I realized that I had left the spare keys in my pocket! Well we got back up there and hoped to roll my truck down the mountain in neutral. Well I had, some how, ended up putting one key in my pocket and that worked, my truck started! So we sat and listened to some Reel Big Fish and started a fire! And thus ended the adventure I like to call "The Running of the Naked Teens!" Props and Peace!

Roughing It

2005-04-13T22:13:00.000-06:00

Well I figure with the fact that my weekends will be shot all to hell from the undertaking of a second job, that I will go on a little camping trip this weekend! If anybody wants to join my I will be going Friday night after I get home from work! I am going to be what some people call a "legend" at Davis because of the fact that I wanna go sleep in the haunted house, a place made ever so famous by my blog! Many people know about this house and have told me that if I do they would be surprised, well last week when I said I was going to try to summon a demon, I didn't back down! I tried, I may have failed but that was still good enough for them! I'm looking for really just anybody that wants to chill and be a little scared at the same time if they would like to join me after 9 PM to do some good old fashioned camping! Give a call, ask for my number in the comments section and I'll send you an email, or send me an email if you would like to! Props and peace!

I'm Happy And They May Be Too!!

2005-04-05T16:40:00.000-06:00

Well today at lunch I left to make my run up to Sam Goody at the Layton Hills Mall for the new Reel Big Fish CD!! "We're Not Happy 'Til Your Not Happy" is the name of the album and I've been jamming out to it since I bought it! I'm proud to say that this album is better then I've heard! Well RBF you guys kick ass!! I hope they are still going to come play the SLC this summer! I would love to see another Reel concert!! Well that's it, I have orientation for Target and then work on Saturday! Contact me if you wanna go to the "haunted house" on Friday night!! Props and Peace!

You Spin Me Right Around Baby Like A Record

2005-04-03T13:36:00.000-06:00

Ladies and gentlmen let's jump right into a recap of this weekend! Friday my parents left for the weekend and I was left with grandma and the siblings! I decided I need to do something the night before I had to work all night; I went to go look for Jim about 8:30 and he wasn't home so I came back to my house and found I missed him by about 2 minutes and that he was chillin at Parker Jenkins' house, another of those big ass parties! Well that was fun, Jim and I cracked open a 12 pack.......of Mountain Dew! Nothin fancy. We after Parker kicked us out at around 11:00 we went to this place clear in the hell out on Gentile that everybody calls the "haunted house." Believe me this place will scare the shit out of you even when you aren't in the front yard! If you aren't doing anything next Friday I was talking to Jim and we are going to get some people to go with us and we are going to go inside, drop me comments to inquire! During the day Saturday, I visited the Colossal Colon and it was the best thing I have ever done! I was laughing my ass off the entire time! If you want something to do you have to go down to the Children's Museum at the Gateway, and go do it! Or maybe you don't, because quote "your just disgutsing like that" Well I came home from that and had to get ready to go to work at the bowling alley! I was all fired up because it was going to be my first night working Thunder Alley! Well 10:00 PM rolled around and the crowd for Thunder Alley was like walking through a graveyard! I have never seen a crowd so dead, it didn't matter what music we played they just didn't do anything! Well today I'm just going to sit home and chill, I'm going out to dinner later today and then that's it! Oh well I better mention that I found out Thursday that I will be getting a job at Target in Centerville!! So I should be rolling in the dough! That's all I have to say! Props and Peace!

We're Off To See The Wizard!!

2005-03-27T11:47:00.000-07:00

Well if you haven't been to Chase's blog then you haven't heard the big ass adventure! Well the night started off with Chase and me going to Parker Jenkins' house, she was home but didn't answer so Chase suggested we go get Jim to start a huge night of adventures!! We went to Jim's house, picked him up and then headed to the DI! This was fun, we looked the greatest section of clothes there, WOMEN'S! We played with a wheelchair we found and Jim wore this jacket that made him look asianese! Chase came out with a new shirt and belt. We went to see if the Hancocks were home but there weren't, they are always gone! After that we headed to Mcdonalds and Chase ordered a double cheeseburger, sundae, and an apple pie to stay! We walked out to my truck with the tray and made off it! We then headed back to Bountiful for some banana slurpees! Chase said he was buying so Jim and I got one! Chase got straight banana, Jim and I went with banana-coke! If you want a huge sugar rush mix those too, and it doesn't taste that bad! We then headed to my place of employment, Bountiful Bowl, to see if anything good was shaking there, do you think there was, HELL NO!! Well we left there and headed back to Farmington! We went and bitchslapped Scholte for hating Bono! He went and knocked on his door and he wigged out on us because his uncle and dad were passed out and he didn't want them waking up and freaking out! Well we talked to him for like 30 minutes! We left without him and we were making our way to the "Bono Trail!" I saw a pile of sticks on the side of the road, Chase and Jim yelled STICKS!!!! And I hit them! We were dragging sticks clear into the FJH parking lot were we went to see what damage I had done! Well I pulled all the stick out and ended up losing a piece of my grill and the headlight was cock-eyed! We sat and laughed our asses off for a little bit and then remembered the original mission! We got on the abandoned railroad tracks, or as they are known "The Bono Trail," and drove it! We went to Chase's house and watching Chappelle's Show and then at 11:30, Jim and I went home, and the night was boring again! So Happy Easter to all, and I hope you enjoy reading about the adventures we had! Props and Peace!

Simply Astonishing

2005-03-21T22:08:00.000-07:00

Well today has been pretty productive, I don't know why, maybe because I've run to Layton and down to Bountiful! Well let's get right into the hot topic of the month right now, March Madness! Well I have caught this fever for basketball once again and my brackets look like shit! Yes ladies and gentleman, they look like shit! Well I'm am once again employed, I work down at Bountiful Bowl now and will be kicking it with all your fuckers on Mondays and the day that I throughly enjoy the most, Saturday! You will be able to view me in my natural habitat on Saturdays where I will make sure, along with my coleagues, the fun never stops! That is Thunder Alley on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 10! So I've been on a quest to find some really kick ass ska music, and I have found it. I redownloaded the limewire program and have started to download music again! I have got some really kick ass bands! I was talking to my good friend in Germany today, you may know him by the name Joel Smith! Seems Joel has been keeping himself busy by trying to get an rap album together to enlighten us with upon his return this summer, and only for the summer! Well he is saying that he is going to try to put on a little show for all the peeps out here in Farmington! Well the time has come for me to try to join my brethern in being a muntjac police, Chase Hansen has put together something and I will have to outwit Mark Rogers! Well I hope to do it and become the long lost third member! I've gotta get back to downloading music so I will drop you a post about my first day of work and all of that good shit on Wednesday night! Props and Peace!

What is the Meaning of Life!?

2005-03-16T15:22:00.000-07:00

Well I was home sick for the 3rd day in a row, this time it's legit, and I was watching Monty Python and the Meaning of Life I decided to pick these songs to share with you from this movie! These are the songs that touched me! I hope you enjoy Props and Peace!

Every Sperm is Sacred!

There are Jews in the world.There are Buddhists.There are Hindus and Mormons, and thenThere are those that follow Mohammed, butI've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,And have been since before I was born,And the one thing they say about Catholics is:They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.You don't have to have a great brain.You don't have to have any clothes on. You'reA Catholic the moment Dad came,Because

Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred.Every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.

Penis Song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Staying Late At The Office!?

2005-03-13T20:59:00.000-07:00

Well the reason for this post is that some fuckbag that has nothing better to do then mausterbate to his grandma's garments keeps commenting on my blog! I'm sure you readers have noticed this and I would like to say that this fucker is logged in on a Kaysville City Public Works computer! Well hackers I have a present for all of you the IP of where this fucker is, 141.156.170.78, so if daddy's computer doesn't work in the morning he can thank you! Since your a man of religion Mr. Anonymous, I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen. Fuck you douche bag! Clark out!

Reach Out And Touch Faith

2005-03-08T20:24:00.000-07:00

Well the Farmington Huskies reached out and touched faith and kicked the Centerville Chargers asses today! Way to go for them, on the JV side we totally ruled there ass too! Well Horsley got his ass pinned and started freaking out and cost FJH a fucking team point. That dumbass could've lost us the fucking match!! Well if I can get 12 or more people to confirm, we will be going bowling on Saturday! Because I've been away from Thunder Alley for so very long! Well one week isn't that long, but when that's where you chill on Saturdays, you kinda start to miss it!! So talk to everybody you know and them to get there bitch ass down to Bountiful Bowl for a kick ass time!!

Thunder Alley Is The Shit!!

2005-02-28T22:39:00.000-07:00

Well I guess Ty, one of the major guys at Bountiful Bowl, has worked a deal out where I bring groups(12+ people) that I get to bowl for free! So I'm thinking of bowling this weekend if anybody is interested leave me a comment and talk to anybody that might be interested in going down to have some fun on either Friday or Saturday night! Props and Peace

They Say It's Your Birthday! We're Gonna Have A Good Time!

2005-02-24T20:52:00.000-07:00

I did my normal birthday tradition today of calling Arrow 103.5 and had them play "Birthday Song" by the Beatles! Kind of a corny tradtion, but it's special to me none-the-less! Well yes that means today is the day! February 24th, the day I was born 16 years ago. I wanna tell you how badass it is to be out on your own driving without parents nagging you! Well I went to Bountiful with my new found freedom and had a joyous time with Chase Hansen! I have a 1977 Chevrolet Long Bed Pickup, if any of you were wondering. Sweetest thing to happen to me since sliced bread. That puppy is mine, until I get my Volkswagen all fixed up and running. Well I got my license right after school, I was like goddamnit I need this shit, and I was all worried because I couldn't find my Social Security card (I thought Scholte might've stole it) but my mom went down to the office and sat for 2 hours and couldn't get one, but I found it when I got home! She came home and I got it. I went to the FJH wrestling match, congrats to the Huskies on a hardfought 39-33 victory over Central Davis Junior High! Bowling this weekend on Saturday, try to talk to as many of the old FJH group people that you can, I want this party to be 'Ole Skool' (God I love that name spelled that way) Well I'm gonna go watch some TV. Props and Peace!!

This Ones For All The Suckers Who Still Believe in Love!

2005-02-20T13:44:00.000-07:00

Well last night I went bowling with Scholte and his cousin Patrice! Good time, threw my new ball for the first time. I noticed how out of shape from ska dancing I was, man I've been done with wrestling for less than 3 weeks and I'm already doughy! *pukes* So I've gotta pick up my training so I can increase strength and stamina. Well I was home sick from school for 2 1/2 days last week, high school sucks when you miss it! Well my birthday in in 4 days and I have no idea what I'm going to do yet, probably go bowling again, it takes me away from everything! Well my driving test is in 3 days, Wednesday, and I hope that I can get some good vibes from all of the readers here, I have no idea why I'm so fucking nervous about this test, but I am! Reel Big Fish is releasing a new album in April!! I have a couple of the new songs, compliments of Shutt. Goldfinger and Catch 22 are coming next month, hopefully I'll have a job by then and then I can go to those concerts cause those bands are the shit! Well I'm gonna go watch the Daytona 500! Props and Peace!

What Does It Take To Be Number 1!?

2005-02-10T18:36:00.000-07:00

Well 2 weeks from today I will be 16 and I have no fucking idea of what to do for a party! If my friends were really awesome they might plan me some sort of party *hint hint, wink wink* Well I think if this is/was to ever happen they would have to title the party like "Clark's Huge Ass 16th Birthday Party!" Do you know how fucking badass that would be!? Well I think it would be pretty badass! Well yeah, but you know nothing ever happens that way I'd like it to! So, I guess I'll just have to wait to see how this whole thing plays out! Well to update the Davis Rugby situation, we did get our team, and started to practice 2 weeks ago! We still need a couple of guys to join so again, if you want to just drop me a messege and I'll hook you up with some information! Well the state tournament began yesterday afternoon, and after the first day Davis was in second behine Viewmont by just 17 points! Well I've got some fucking bad writer's block going on right now so, Clark out! Props and Peace!

She Has A Girlfriend Now!

2005-02-06T10:20:00.000-07:00

Well everybody welcome to Superbowl Sunday!! We all have been waiting for this day to finally arrive and the stage is set! The Philadelphia Eagles will square off against the New England Patriots, in what could create what some have been calling a "Dyanasty." Well in my opinion it's bullshit that the Pats even got in, had they've played in Indianapolis, the Colts would've walked all over New England! But enough of my rant, I'm going with Philly, if you haven't already figured this out! Well the party is still on at my house today, everybody is invited, so call me and tell me if your going to come down and be here at 4! Kickoff is at 4:30 and my ass is going to be eating because I don't have to make weight for wrestling anymore, I finished the season 7-5! Big improvement from last year! Well let's go Eagles!! Props and Peace!

Hey! Little Alternative Girl, Don't You Wanna Be My Friend!?

2005-01-30T11:47:00.000-07:00

Well last night wasn't the best group to take bowling, but it was fun nonetheless! Well the first game of the night I was rockin! I threw 4 strikes in a row, got a spare, and then threw another strike! I was on top of my bowling all night! Well Davis has it's rugby team! I can't wait to dig right into that season as soon as wrestling is over. Well the main reason I am writing this post is because next Sunday is possibly one of the greatest days God has ever given to man.....*drum roll* SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!! I am going to be having a party at my house, so stay tuned, and I'll have more news as it becomes available! If you are interested RSVP, by leaving me a comment or just by calling my house! All are invited! Props and Peace!

Rugby

2005-01-24T19:05:00.000-07:00

Davis High is starting a rugby team, and anybody from high schools ranging as far North as Northridge and as far South as Bountiful are allowed to play! I have medical forms that need to be turned in by Saturday, January 29, at the latest! If you are interested in playing leave a comment or email me and I will give you further information! Tell your friends and hope to see you playing rugby with us! Props and Peace!

Pimpjuice

2005-01-22T16:39:00.000-07:00

5 whole days withough a post, man you guys have gotta be shitting your pants! Let's get right into then, we wrestled Viewmont on Thursday and beat them 29-26! And Davis is at the 5-A State Duals today, and from what I hear we are doing very well there! Well I wrestled 2 kids on Thursday and went 1-1 on Viewmont soil. I pinned my first kid and then got pinned! Well I have no fucking idea what I'm going to do today! Well I've gotta go finish consuming my Pimpjuice energy drink! Props and Peace!

Don't Be A Menace To Society, While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood!

2005-01-17T11:31:00.000-07:00

Well I guess the comments about Shutt, have carried on to his website, and he's pretty pissed off. So basically all I have to say about this, since I really don't wanna be in the middle of this, is the fucker who keeps commenting this shit all over my blog and his website, better come forward and say who they are by Tuesday or your computer will be fucking fried. He's got your IP address and is ready to use it for payback. Anyways, well the Colts are out of the playoffs right now, that makes me really mad/sad. Well I'm supposed to chill with my friend Paige today. Props and Peace!

Cum One Cum All

2005-01-14T09:08:00.000-07:00

Posted by Zack Shutt:

Hello Everyone! How happy i am to see you here at my fine blog!

We will be going on a field trip to lake Titicaca, come along children.

AHHHH SHIT! THERES A BIG ASS DRUGLORD! RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Phew. Breath. Phew. Okay we're fine now, everythings going to be okay.... but.... wait... OH SHIT! WHATS THAT?! ITS A GIANT DICK!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Run motherfucker run!

Okay now we're fine. Lets eat cock and sleep well tonight.

Cast Credits:

Dick.... played by Zac Clark
drug lord.... played by Zack Shutt.
titiCACA!.... played by Tarrin's sick breasts.

- written by zack shutt

Help! I Need Somebody! Help! Not Just Anybody!

2005-01-12T19:41:00.000-07:00

Ok, so here's your chance to have your idea put on my ball! I know this sounds very weird, but I've been trying to decide on what to put on my bowling ball. I need a personalized name, but I can't decide. If you have an idea that you think is Clark worthy then leave it in an email or comment on my blog. Remember, the longest one that I'm considering is 12 letters long. So keep it at or about that. Thanks for your support! Props and Peace!

The Salty 6

2005-01-09T10:43:00.000-07:00

Well if you didn't come bowling with us last night, you missed the best night of bowling yet. The faction known as "The Salty 6," was formed. To put it in short, we were the VIP of Bountiful Bowl last night. I mean when they play songs, ska dance with you, keep having your lane gives calls, and give you free refills on drinks, there's something to be said. Well the Salty 6 contains: Me, Jon Scholte, Chase Hanson, Ryan Quinn, Josh Galland, and Matt Perry! Cate Powell and Kelly Transue were also among us, but did not bowl. "The Salty 6" is the bitchenist group around, if you ever wanna have a hella fun group to go bowling with us, give "The 6" a call. Gotta eat breakfast. Props and Peace!

12-0

2005-01-02T18:39:00.000-07:00

Well Utes fans last night was a totally fucking awesome night as the BCS crashing University of Utah Utes beat the Pittsburgh Panthers in an embarrassing fashion 35-7! Well my party turned out to be a lot better then I had expected. The turn out was awesome, there was a badass turnout of a sweet mix of people. Such people as: Rulon Mcrae, Kaccee Johnson, Geoff Allred, Trey Yates, Sara Rigby, Hayley Hilton, and my stepbrother Geoff Barwick. I really think the turnout was great for only being planned 3 and a half hours in advance. The game was awesome, I think that the Utes played a near flawless game. It started out slow, I believe this was the Utes shaking off the rust of not playing 6 weeks. Well I'm really stoked about the 12-0 season, I really hope that Coach Whittingham can keep the success that Urban Meyer had going. You know use the momentum of the Fiesta Bowl win and carry it over to next season. Well the Colts lost today, because they didn't use Edgerrin James, Peyton Manning, and Brandon Stokley. So the Denver Broncos are in the Wildcard round and get to play the Colts, at full strength next week. Well that's my rant on football for this week. Just be ready for these type of posts for the next month, seeing as it is the NFL playoffs. Well my next party will be on Sunday, February 6 for the Super Bowl!! Well keep that date on your calendars! Well Props and Peace!

Let's Have A Fiesta!!

2005-01-01T14:24:00.000-07:00

Well tonight is the greatest day for Utes fans, as many of them will be celebrating in Arizona, and many will be having parties around the state. I am one that will be having a party in the vincitiy of my house. If anybody is interested in chilling here, the basic information is as follows: be here at 6 at my house and be ready for some hella good football!! Well if you need more information then call me. Go Utes!! Props and Peace!

Red Heads Have More Fun

2004-12-31T13:08:00.000-07:00

Well Clark has dyed his hair a dark red. He did this with help from Shutt. It is the pimpenist thing around, if there is anybody who cares to see it, drop me a message on MSN or give me a call and tell me where you'll be hanging out at tonight and I'll try to stop off and show all of you. Well I've gotta get back to my busy life, putting christmas gifts away! Props and Peace. Happy New Year-Clark

Cat Burglers In The Night

2004-12-25T09:08:00.000-07:00

Well I am pleased to annouce that Shutt's robodeer has been stolen by yours truely and the ever so kind William Eccles!! This move was made about 11:30 last night!! The video of this horendous deernapping should be up pretty soon on Eccles' site in the video section. It was pimp. I met up with Eccles' on the corner by Zack's house and we made the plan, I ran up unhooked the lights, with a little difficulty, and took the deer right out from under Shutt's nose!! Well then we left it where who's knows where it is now!! We sure don't!! Well here's a little Christmas poem that my friend Evan Levesque sent to me last night:

T`was the night before christmas, and all though the house

Everyone felt crappy, even the mouse.

Mom's at her friends house,

Dad's at the massI'd just settled down, for a nice smoke of grass.

Up on the rooftop, there arose such a clatter

I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn there was a dumb-looking prick

and I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick

Our stockings were filled with pretzles and beer

and a little gold ring for Billy the queer.He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart

The Son of a bitch, he blew the chimney apart!

He yelled and he cussed as he flew out of sight

Screw you all, have a heck of a night!!

-Merry Christmas from Clark!!! Props and Peace!!

All Is Good In Farmington....

2004-12-14T18:39:00.000-07:00

Well all the good that was in Farmington has been restored, in a short time my good little buddy, Zack Shutt, will be back off of probation, and finally be able to go bowling with us. That is when I get some time off from wrestling. Well like I said, this week is going to be busy. I get my cookie dough orders and have to deliver them before practice at 4. Then on Thursday we have our pictures and get our new warmups, and then we get on the bus to go to Fremont, in a team dual. Then we leave school at about 12 to go to Viewmont for the Viewmont Invitational, I get to see all my good friends that go there. And then Saturday, I will be finishing up the tournament at Viewmont, so my weekend is booked. I've gotta go listen to The Donnas and get my homework done. Props and Peace!

Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady!

2004-12-12T14:50:00.000-07:00

Well yesterday was hella fun, I had to get up at 4 to finish packing all my things to be a Davis High by 5, I mind you this is AM, to make it on the bus to Grantsville! Well I had 3 matches, like last week, only this time I came out on the winning end of the bargain. I pinned my first guy, he was from Wells, Nevada in a time of only 30 seconds!! My second match was Eric To, from Jordan High, I beat him 14 to 0. My third match was for 1st and 2nd place, this time I couldn't get it done as I got caught in a single leg takedown and got pinned. I took home the 2nd place medal, so I was pretty happy about it. Well everybody that went down took home a medal, except 2 guys. It was an awesome tounament and Davis JV as a team came home with the 2nd place trophy, finishing behind Fremont's varsity team. This week the Davis Darts travel to Fremont High to take on the Silverwolves in a team dual and then Friday and Saturday it's the Viewmont Invitational. So I'll be seeing some of my good friends this coming week. If I could get you guys to help me, I'm trying to get on this to get an audition to be a reality show, visit this link and give me the information that it needs, http://www.taggedmail.com/welcome.html?aa=bh54&a=1. It would tickle my fancy very much. Well gotta jet. Props and Peace!

Let's Have A Fiesta!!

2004-12-05T17:20:00.000-07:00

Well for all of you who didn't tune into channel 4 at 3:00PM today I just wanted to announce that the Utes are going to play Pitt in the Fiesta Bowl!! Hell yeah, this is the year for them baby! That is all. Props and Peace!

I Was A Part Of The Experience

2004-12-05T11:23:00.000-07:00

Last week was a total fucking riot, I don't think I've ever had that much fun. Well about last Saturday, Me and Kim(not Richardson) went to the Brawls of Fall at the E Center. Now you may be asking your self, "what are the Brawls of Fall," Well they are the final for the Ultimate Combate Experience. It was so fucking awesome, both the guys that I've been watching since the beginning took home belts, Steve "Razor" Sharp and Tim "The Pimp" Peacock. Well This post is kinda a 2 week post, well this weekend, Friday and Saturday, I was at Northridge wrestling in the Excalibur Duals. It was fun, I finally got my first high school matches. Well my record isn't really impressive but 1-2. I beat my first guy by pin in the first period and then was pinned and lost 13-6 in points. Davis did take home the tournament championship though so I'm happy and the JV guy, Drew McCarty, took home the 145 lb championship in the tournament. It was way cool. Well today is just my day to try and heal up before practice this week and a tournament this weekend. Well I've gotta go eat some breakfast. Props and Peace!

My Utopia Is Now A Dystopia!

2004-11-24T18:44:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry to annouce that fucktarrinandjon.blogspot.com has been closed due to reason unknown, which is pretty gay if you ask me! Well today was the Turkey Dart and did you people that didn't show miss a great bunch of matches. I didn't get to wrestle any though, hopefully next week at the Northridge Tournament! Well Davis rolled to an easy victory over Provo, Highland, Woodscross, and Roy! Now there will be a party at Schwabby's house, with the DHS wrestling team eating the turkey that was awarded to us. Well I hope to update this tomorrow with a very special "Thanksgiving Message from Clark!" That would be exciting wouldn't it? Well I've gotta go eat my pie. Props and peace!

Turkey Dart!

2004-11-23T21:23:00.000-07:00

Well it's been throughly advertised all over my blog and on www.zackshutt.net. So once again I would like to tell you about the Turkey Dart. There will be 3 other high schools besides Davis there will be Roy high, Woodscross high, and probably Provo high. All 4 of these school will be trying to win the Turkey Dart. It starts at 12 noon in the Davis High gym. Be there!!!

I Have Found A Utopia

2004-11-21T22:29:00.000-07:00

Well I'm supposed to publicize the new blog that some one, who I don't know, has created! If you care to view it, the address is www.fucktarrinandjon.blogspot.com, I hope all of you that read this person's blog can appreciate it and enjoy the material that is posted on it!!

We Are The Champions!!

2004-11-21T13:28:00.000-07:00

Well as many of you know my Davis Darts are the 5-A state champions in football!! Hell yeah, I knew they had it in them to do it!! I was talking to my friend Ty Webster about the game. He plays on the O and D-line, and was telling me that his dad and 2 uncles were on the last Davis football championship team 26 years ago. He said 3 grown men cried, that's how important this was to the little team and school of Davis High. Well I'm stoked about the championship!! And on to the Utes vs. Cougars game, well it was inevidable that the Utes would walk all over BYU was there really any chance? Wednesday is my first high school wrestling match, the famed "Turkey Dart" I can't wait. I've been working really hard at practice and this past week was 2-a-days for the Davis high wrestling team. It starts at 12 in the Davis high gym, I hope I can expect to see some of you there to support the Darts. It starts at 12 in the afternoon, well until next time. Props and peace!!

NO FUCKING WAY, I'M OUTTA SCHOOL AND IT'S 12 NOON!!!!

2004-11-19T11:58:00.000-07:00

Well it's about damn time that I update this damn thing!! Well it's 12 o'clock in the afternoon and Clark is out of school and on his way to the state championship game with this really hot chick named Kim!! Davis vs Cottonwood for the 5-A state title!! Hell yeah, my Darts are goin' all the way!! Damn, well now that I have access and I have my life back, for a while, I'll try to update this thing more often, hope to see you all some time soon. Props and peace!!!

Hey Terrorists.......Terrorize This!!

2004-10-21T22:03:00.000-06:00

Well Clark can now die a happy man. Wanna know why!? Well if you don't I'm gonna tell you anyways!! I have now seen the single most greatest movie ever known to man......Team America: World Police! And holy shit, it is the greatest things I have ever seen, I fully recommend that if you are a South Park fan, like I am, you go see this movie. It has all the humor of South Park, packed into puppets!! Well after the movie Jim, Jon, and I all went to the Olive Garden for some dinner. It kicked ass. Before the movie we went to the mall and I bought 3 new belt buckles and a new plaid shirt!! Well back to after the movie, we went to dinner and then to Target where we met this really cool girl named Chanel who worked there. Well she talked me into getting a Target Card, so I could save 10 percent on purchases at Target, well it turns out that I can't get that card until 10 days from now! Well we spent about 20 mins talking to here and then I bought 2 new cd's: Saliva "Survival of the Sickest" and The Killers "No Fuss" Both are really good CDs! Tonight was awesome I have to work tomorrow night and then Saturday I have the day off, because my little brother is playing in the Mini Bowl at Utah State University. The Mini Bowl is the Super Bowl of little league football! So go Farmington Eagles, it won't be easy, it's a team that has only lost once but we were undefeated so maybe good things are gonna happen, and hopefully after that I'm going to go to Rocky Point Haunted House! I've been wanting to go there for about 3 weeks now and I'm going to take full advantage of my day off!! Well that's all I've got to say so until next time! Props and Peace!!

For Those About To Rock......We Salute You!!

2004-10-16T09:01:00.000-06:00

Well last nights game against Clearfield was fucking awesome!! That's right fucking awesome, you know why!? Because we beat CHS Davis is now the Region 1 champion and that sends us with the 1st seed into the playoffs, fuck yeah that victory last week over Northridge really got us fired up. So in the words of the RX Bandits "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!" Well I've got things I've gotta attend to, umm on last thing, if you receieve the Salt Lake Tribune read the artice in the Faith section called "Sharing the light." It is on the ministry group Light Riders that is headed up by my dad, Marc Clark, and my stepmom, Romi Clark. It's really interesting to find out what they do. Well until next time, because it may be awhile because I'm a busy bastard. Props and Peace!!

Who Gives A Flying Fuck!?

2004-10-13T21:38:00.000-06:00

Ok I really don't give a fuck what all you sons of a bitches think! Jon could be better then me and he couldn't! I really don't give a fuck, and all of you know that I don't really let things get me down! Well some things but I've become more relaxed since last year. So I don't wanna have my blog become a fucking fourm for Tarrin and Jon to be bashed that's not what I set out to do with this blog. If you want one of those make a fucktarrinandjon.blogspot.com! I really don't give a fuck I just don't want it here!! Props and Peace!

Big Ass Time At The Big Ass Show!!

2004-09-26T11:21:00.000-06:00

Well I went to the Sony and X96 Big Ass Show yesterday!! If you weren't there you totally missed out!!! It was cool, I went with Scholte who I believe enjoyed himself very much. The day started off with sleeping in until 8:30 instead of the usual Saturday morning 6:30!! It was the weirdest feeling sleeping til then. Well I headed down to Jon's place at 10:30 and then we left and went to Wendy's for some grub! On to the State Fair Park, where we stood in a line for about 30 minutes. It was huge! When we finally inside the opening band was playing and then out came Letter Kills!! Hell yeah they were awesome! All the other bands were awesome but nothing compared to Papa Roach's performance! Well Jon and I found the tent where the bands were signing and we got all but 4 of the bands signitures!! All of them were really cool. The highlight of my day came towards the end of the Big Ass Show were I met Bill Allred of Radio from Hell. I also met Todd Nuke' Em, he was cool too. Then I came home and was dead tired!! Well today was my last day of work in the grounds department now I'm not to Frightmares in the Funhouse of Fear in the clown chainsaw room!! Now what is better then a clown with a chainsaw? Well all of you that know me will know that I'm going to have a blast in there!! Well I've gotta go to "family stuff." Props and Peace!!

Weird Al And Some Football!!

2004-09-19T17:51:00.000-06:00

Well Friday was Davis' Homecoming football game and did we ever dominate!! The ending score was 33-0. Weber was never even a threat to us!! Well I took someone to the football game, her name was Mitsumi, and she is the forgien exchange student from Japan. She is an awesome person and was excited to see her very first football game. We got to talking and she likes it here and would love to stay but misses her family very much!! It's pretty cool having a friend from a different country cause you can learn some things that you didn't know about it!! I talked to Chase Hansen before I left for the game and Viewmont played Northridge. I told him they were gonna lose and he said that they would win, guess who prevailed on this one? Yeah, yours truely was the winner of this one! Too bad I didn't have any money on it!! Well for all of you that didn't go to the Weird Al concert last night you fucking missed a hella good show. I menat when he opens with "Angry Whiteboy Polka" you know your in for a good show!! He ended with one of his best songs ever "Yoda!" Well my dinner is ready and I've gotta go eat!! Props and Peace!!

Wouldn't It Be Nice!?

2004-09-15T20:46:00.000-06:00

Well today was a blast. After school the Skills USA club held a "Car Bash." You paid 1 buck to hit a car with a maul 2 times. Of course me being the angry person I am, I shovled out 12 bucks and had alls kinds of fun bashing the hell outta the car. So yeah Weird Al concert on Saturday if your interested in joining me and probably Jim Allred, the cost for the show is 20 bucks and it's at the Utah State Fair!! It's gonna be a blast. My mini-me in Russia now, and that makes me kinda sad. I hope that he brings me the goodies that I asked for though. Well that's all I've gotta say so.....Props and Peace!!

Are You Ready For Some Football!?

2004-09-12T20:25:00.000-06:00

Well I'm sorry I haven't updated the site in awhile and I don't have much time to do it right now so I'll just get into what I have to say. The Davis Darts fucking kicked ass on Friday night and beat Viewmont. Thank you for your time!!

All We Are Is Dust In The Wind!

2004-08-24T13:26:00.000-06:00

As we head into the last day of summer vaction I think it's appropriate that we look back on the 3 years that we shared together. We shared plenty of good times and we shared some bad times, but through each our friendships grew stronger. We entered Farmington Junior High looking for new challenges and new friendships, and most of us got what we wanted. As 7th graders we wanted to get to class without getting run over by the two higher grades. We knew that it was only 2 more years til we were at the top again. 8th grade came and some of the most unlikely people got girlfriends, such as Jon and I, which was new ground for us. We had our monthly wrestling pay-per-views, which was a time for all of us to get together and just hang out and a have a good time. 9th grade was the biggest year for all of us. It was the year that we could not fuck up or we very well could be fucked for the rest of our lives. 9th grade for me was my biggest year! It was the year that saw me get into school sports, wrestling and track, I was also the lead role, the pirate king, in the choir operetta "Pirates of Penzance." This was also the year that saw me getting stabbed in the back by two very well trusted people. But things with one of those persons involved have been resolved and now we are the best of buddys again. So as we leave to pursue our sophmore years at our respectible high schools, Davis and Viewmont, I want to thank you for 3 hella fun years in junior high, and ask for many more years to come. So as I sit here listening to Reel Big Fish drinkink my Rockstar, I want you all to think about the great times that we shared and that we will continue to share. It doesn't all end for us when we separate, for some it might, but we will still put together parties and fucking hang out like the dirty sons-of-a-bitches that we are!! I like how The Ataris put it in there song "In This Diary"
"I guess when it comes down to it being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up. These are the best days of our lives. The only thing that matters is just following your heart and eventually you'll get it right."

Just like this song says "being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up." I know this will be how it is when we have all grown into full adulthood we will all look back and think of the great times that junior high brought us. I fully believe that those and the next 3 years will be the best days of our lives. Well I would really like to get some feedback on this so post your comments and send me email, give me calls. I really don't care how I get it I just wanna hear your opinions on what I wrote!! All of you going to Viewmont, we won't see each other as much but have a helluva a great time!! Props and peace!

....And Then There Were 3!

2004-08-22T14:49:00.000-06:00

Well as we enter the h0mestreach of summer's end we are all trying to live it up. Well yesterday was pimpin!! I went to the mall with Shutt and bought me a new Metallica backpack, 2 plaid shirts, 2 more polos, and a ringer t-shirt that says World Poker Tour on it. I hope to be stylin' and profilin' in high school. Well yes we took the bus up to the mall and got yelled at by some homeless guy when we got off by Bed Bath and Beyond. He told us, quote, "The exit off the bus is the backdoors guy!" What an asshole, crazy homeless guy. Well we walked the rest of the way to the mall and went to our respectible stores to shop. After the mall we went to Wal-Mart with Dale, Shutt's dad, and sat in the car listening to music. Well we called Dale and asked him how much longer he would be, he said 30 mins. So Shutt got the idea to take the car for a drive around the parking lot, just like old times. So we drove around and got a scare when we got back a cop was parking in a space just ahead of us. Well Shutt freaked and we went inside Wal-mart to find Dale and hide out for a few minutes! Well needless to say the cop wasn't after us. Well I'll drop a more serious post later. Props and Peace!

So It Begins....Again!

2004-08-16T17:39:00.000-06:00

Well I found out less then an hour ago that Zack Shutt will heading back to Farmington Junior High!! That's great for all of you Huskies, as you know I did get the chance to leave the 9th grade and move on to my new home school...Davis High!! I visited the campus for registration shit last Wednesday and I love it, high school is gonna kick some major ass!! I also have one class, which is on my A-day, with Myranda. Well I'm really pissed off at the fact that I've been planning to go to the Suburban Legends concert for about 3 weeks now and Shutt's probation officer, Sterling, won't let him go!! So I think that Shutt, this girl named Parker Jenkins and one of her friends, and me are all going to go to Chopsticks again. Seems like Shutt and I are regulars there. It's starting to be like our "Cheers!" One good thing comes out of having AOL. They give you the chance to listen to certain CDs, all the way through. Right now I'm listening to the new Saliva CD. It totally kicks ass, and after I get payed on Friday and do a little more school shopping I'm going to go get it. Well I've gotta run my little brother to football practice so I'll drop a post after we get back from Chopsticks. Props and peace!!

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Someone's Got A New Blog!

2004-08-02T09:50:00.000-06:00

To view Chase Hansen's blog, please visit www.tieyourleftshoefirst.blogspot.com! Who knows what he will post on there. I'll drop an audblog a little later today. Props and Peace

The Hives

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Post About The Weekend

2004-07-11T15:22:00.000-06:00

I'm way tired and I can't think of what to write, so'll have a complete post about the weekend tomorrow. Props and Peace!

Mexico Here I Come!!

2004-07-09T18:07:00.000-06:00

Well I talked to Shutt and we have put together a plan to go to Mexico and start new lives. We are doing this to get away from the shit that we are and have been put throught! Well today was pretty boring I went to work and got a sick feeling so I had to puke! So I did but it wouldn't come up on it's own so it was self-induced. Don't worry kids, I'm not anorexic. Well after work I decided to walk down to Lagoon-A-Beach to talk to Tarrin to see what the comments she said to my co-worker and friend, Josh Burdick were about. She told me that everybody is sick of me and that I'm going to lose all of my friends. Yeah and she hates me and doesn't want to talk to me right now. <-----Major reason for Mexico. Anyways I talked to Shutt for 2 hours on the phone and we put together a plan, as I am typing this he is on his way up from Blanding and coming to get me and we're gone for the rest of our lives to have a big beach house and loads of fun, without the pressure of Tarrin, and in his case, the court system. I still believe that Matt Martinez is going to come over and stay the night!! I hope he does cause I haven't chilled with that kid in forever, so I'll probably end up staying home and watching movies with him or maybe I'll get a call and plans will get made. Anyways I'll drop an audiopost later. Props and Peace!!

This Just In!!

2004-07-08T13:04:00.000-06:00

Well Tuesday was fun cause Jim, Jon, and I were to go to the mall but when we got to the bus stop by Jon's he was leaving back to his house when I yelled for him. He came back up and told us that his mom had called him and told him he had to go back down to get his house ready for his really annoying cousins. Well, Jim and I didn't let is get us down. We hopped the bus to Salt Lake and made our first stop off at Nordstroms in the Crossroads Mall. After that we walked through Crossroads and stopped off at a few stores. Jim suggested that we go to Hot Topic, I normally don't buy things from there cause I'm not that big of a punk well actually I'm not a punk at all. Well this time 2 things caught my eye, Metallica and Orange County Choppers wristbands. Well I bought those and sported them for the rest of the day. We thought we would try to make some quick cash by going to the Utah Market Research, they do market surveys and pay you for them, but they were closed. We walked around some more and then left the mall. We got on Trax to get dropped off at the Delta Center so we could go to The Gateway. The first store that we went into was Virgin Megastore. This stop was strictly for Big Red Gum, which comes indiviually packaged. After that we walked down to JMR to get an idea of the bands that were going to be playing in Salt Lake over the next few weeks. This also assisted me in finding out what time the Reel Big Fish concert is, which I will be attending at In The Venue on the 24th of July. Yesterday was dull, I went to work then my mom came and picked me up and I went to the gym up at Weber. I decided against lifting. I ran instead for 2 1/2 miles on the indoor track. I decided to do that cause last week I decided that I was going to run the 10K race in Salt Lake for the Days of '47. So I need to get myself some more endurance and for the next few weeks I think I'm going to go running with my friend's dad. He goes about 5 miles or so. Then I came home and watched some TV and that was basically the end of my day. Today I'm going to my dad's about 3 to work on my car. So I'll drop an audiopost when I get home. Props and Peace!

I AM OFF TODAY!!

2004-07-06T10:40:00.000-06:00

Well I think anyday that I have off is a great day. In addition to being off today, it's payday too. Well I think with the money that I get today half of it is going towards the "Tiki Bar" that Scholte and I might buy for our Christmas in July Celebration, I'll keep you posted on that one. Well I believe that today's festivities are going to be great. They include a trip down to Gateway with some of my best friends, Jim Allred and Jon Scholte. It is also Employee Appreciation Day at Lagoon, which I will later attend with, if I can ever get ahold of him, Chase Hansen, Jim, Jon, and maybe if I hope enough Myranda! Well after I got home from Lagoon last night I decided that maybe I would stay with my family to watch fireworks from Oakridge Country Club. It was fun, plus there was a steak in it for me. Well I'm going to get showered up and get ready for my day of fun. It sounds like when we get to Gateway we'll stop in at the California Pizza Kitchen again so I'll try to drop an audblog from there. Props and Peace

Click Click BOOM

2004-07-03T22:43:00.000-06:00

Well moving the 4th celebrations to the 3rd didn't dampen my spirits as much as I thought it would. It was fun, my peeps and I didn't get anything worked out so we just all chilled at home with our families. I usually hate being home with my family, but tonight was different. I don't know what it is about blowing things up with your family but it makes it so much better. I tried blowing a new firework up instead of my usual groundflowers. Piccolo Petes are so much better to turn into explosives. Well I had an idea to add some more meaning to this years festivities. I grabbed a CD I found while I was looking for a Simon&Garfunkel CD, it was all patriotic music. It added to the mood of celebrating the glorious freedom that we have in the U.S.A.! Well I don't know about most of you but I read the Declaration of Independece every year on the 4th. It has been a tradition that I started with myself about 5 years ago when I was 10. It started when they printed part of it in the Salt Lake Tribune, our daily newspaper, and I read an excert it and wanted to read more of it! So I found the rest of it and I read all of it, since then it has just been more of a way for me to get to know more about my country. Well today was like any other for me, get up for work go to work come home from work and watch TV. God everyone was gone or they were leaving and couldn't chill today. I sat home and watched NASCAR which ended the way I thought it would with my driver, #24, Jeff Gordon winning the Pepsi 400! Well I'm going to watch some TV then I'm heading to bed. I'll drop a post about my feeling on the country that we live in and the freedom we enjoy. Props and Peace!

Comments On My Blog

2004-07-03T11:48:00.000-06:00

I Love To Rant!

2004-07-02T16:14:00.000-06:00

Won't You Be My Neighbor!?

2004-06-29T11:17:00.000-06:00

Well It's been about 3 days since I've gotten a post and boy do I feel bad! So a lot has happened over the past days since I've last written a post. I've been working my hands to the bone and it sucks ass! Well I think today Jim and I, and maybe Jon, will head down to Salt Lake again to go the Gateway! I need more gum. Well I got in touch with my friend Matt Young a couple of days ago and it looks like him and I are going to go see Dodgeball and Fahrenheit 9/11 tomorrow!! I think this trip is going to include a really hot girl named Myranda Carter! I hope this is going to be fun! Well I went to the gym yesterday 20 minutes on a rower and then a 6 minute mile and then lifting, boy do I hurt a little today. The things I do for beauty! Well I'm going to go get my hair trimmed today at about 12:30. I watched one of the coolest shows on TV last night. The Addams Family. It is so much better than the movies. If you have TV Land then you have to watch it, I've never seen a better old school TV show. I talked to Zack Shutt on Saturday and he wants me to tell all of his readers that he misses and loves all of you! He should be returning within the next week, for a short time till he heads to Russia to pick up the new kid! Well I'll try to drop an audio post later, I'm trying to get back into the rhythm of posting. Props and Peace

Just A Day In The Life Of......Me!

2004-06-25T15:28:00.000-06:00

And In Other News!

2004-06-24T09:11:00.000-06:00

Well I want to apoligize for not getting a post to you yesterday. I was so busy. So lets get right to it, Well I had to work yesterday. It was the fastest I think my crew has ever gone. Scholte and I were clocked out by 10:30. That was fast for 2 people cleaning up the park. After that it I went to Weber state with my momma to lift. It was really much easier the second time. After that we decided to go to Wal-Mart to get some TV dinners, I eat them for lunch at work. Well I thought we were going to go home after that, boy was I wrong. After that my mom was so nice as to take me to Media Play and get the cds that I've wanted to get for over a week. So yes now I do have the Drowning Pool and Velvet Revolver albums. If you want some great music, and you like metal, then you need to pick these ones up. After that we went to Target cause I was looking for a new swimming suit at Wal-Mart and they didn't have the one I wanted in my size. Well I found a really cool Corona suit that is sure to please the senses. After that I took a little run over to Petsmart to get crickets for my Leopard Gecko, Angus. Well at the register I saw the dog biscuits and I said "Boy am I hungry," the cashier just laughed, I saw that as a challenge. So I grabbed a biscuit and popped it in my mouth. The cashier in front of me's jaw dropped to the floor, I don't think she thought I was game enough to do it. Well I am Petsmart cashier. Muhahaha. After that we ran down to the Centerville Super Target to get the last of one of the digital camera that we were looking at in Riverdale Target. It was on clearence so we drove with mad skills down to Centerville and got it. So now with that I should be able to get a photoblog up now!! I'm off today and spending some much needed time with my dad, I haven't seen him for like 2 or 3 months. I started to watch the original Batman movie from the late 60's early 70's. I fell asleep during it cause I was busy after we got home last night. Man was I tired We had my aunt's friends over last night for a BBQ. Well that's about it for yesterday, I'll give you guys an audio post tonight and update you about today. Peace and Props!

"And I'm Packing Your Angry Eyes, Just In Case"

2004-06-22T10:59:00.000-06:00

Well last night was a blast! After we left the California Pizza Kitchen we went shopping. Well we got down about 2 stores and Jim noticed he had left his cell phone at CPK so we walked back down and got it. It was funny, this girl was sitting at the bar and we walked in and she was like "I took your phone over there" and pointed to the hostess table. Jim and I walked over there and she just lifted the top up and took his phone out and gave it to him. It was like Cheers! So being the person I am, I started to sing the Cheers theme song very loud. Then we left and started to shop again. We went to the top level of the Gateway and I found the Tilt arcade so I had to go in. Jim went to Hollister while I played 2 games of Dance Dance Revolution. I had a crowd of people watching me, and some girls told me I was quote "Really good!" We made out way down to the Virgin Megastore!I bought the band Cold's first album, and it isn't bad. Jim and I were in there for about 30 minutes and we realized that we had to catch a bus home. So after saying oh shit a few times, we realized that we had missed the bus. So we walked to the corner of 300 West and North Temple, where the Crown Burger is, and we sat there for a few minutes when it dawned on me that the Crown Burger was right there. I told Jim that I was hungry again and we went to Crown Burger. We got a rootbeer floats! We ate at what I called "The Royal Table." After that I saw the pimp hats that they wear and I asked if I could have one and sure enough they let Jim and I have one. So we called Jim's dad and he gave us a ride home and that was the end of the night. So I'll be posting a little later. Props and Peace!!

Chillin' At The California Pizza Kitchen!!

2004-06-21T19:46:00.000-06:00

A Good Monday??

2004-06-21T13:57:00.000-06:00

Well today hasn't turned out to be that bad, thus far. I had to go to work today, but I got payed!! After work I got to go up to Weber State and work out with my mom's weight training class. I'm going to try to bulk up before wrestling season. Well yeah the first 20 minutes of the class were spent on aerobics, so my mom and I both got on rowing machines. 20 minutes of rowing gets awful tiring, I'm gonna be hating life in the morning tomorrow. After that we hit the machines and how Weber has it set up is cool. Basically you work opposing muscles. I believe if I can talk my friend into letting me use his cell then I'll drop an on location post for ya! So yeah yesterday was Father's Day and the mexican meal I told you about was great. I've never eaten so many enchiladas in my life. I hope that everyone's dad out there had a great day. Well I am actually going to go to the mall today. I'm going at about 6 when my friend, Jim Allred, gets off work. Well I'm going to grab some lunch, it's a little late but it is well deserved. Props and Peace!

Sunday Bloody Sunday

2004-06-20T12:57:00.000-06:00

Wow I hate Sundays! The only thing good about Sunday is that work is way slow. So yeah I had to get up at 6:30 AM like always, I didn't go to bed until 1:30 so it was kinda a problem getting up and staying awake at work. To update the Curtis Collins Situation, I received my 10 of the 13 dollars I am owed, we agreed to 10 cause I spent some of his meal tickest. So I don't have to ruin his future. Well bowling was way fun last night. I'm pissed that I've lost the curve that I worked so hard to get down. So the girls from Bountiful didn't show up last night. Tarrin and Kim did though, it was fun with them. Me and Tarrin got close again last night, I don't know what to do about that situation. Well It's Father's Day so any gomer that doesn't remember to wish his dad a happy one should be shot. Well I hope that all the dad's out there have a great day. Today should be an alright day considering what's going on at my house. We're having dinner with my step-dad's brother and some of my step-dad's kids. It's going to be a Mexican night. Supposidly we're making our own refried beans and there's going to be a taco bar, so I'll probably end up eating my self silly tonight. I just love Mexican food. Well it's time to get my shower and go take a short nap. Props and Peace.

Good Ole' Saturday

2004-06-19T11:31:00.000-06:00

Well it's the best day of the week, and probably going to be lots of fun if I can get those to BJH girls to go. I got a surprised last night Tarrin showed up at my house (I didn't actually expect her to come over.) It was an alright time, I was worried if she came over that it would be to awkard, it really was fun. So yeah today is Saturday and I can't wait to go bowling tonight. Thunder Alley here I come!! Well I really don't have much to write about today, but I'll probably drop a post from Bountiful Bowl tonight at about 9:30, if I don't do one during the day. Props and Peace!

Audblog Is Working Again!!!

2004-06-18T13:58:00.000-06:00

Thank God It's Friday

2004-06-18T13:20:00.000-06:00

Well I had to go to wake up at 6:30 to get my ride from my mom to go to work. I left at quarter till 7 and arrived about 7:00. I sat there for about 5 minutes and Scholte showed up. So it brightened my day a ton. It was really windy and we had to paper a helluva lot of terraces. So we devised that we would roll a little bit of the paper and tape that and keep doing that. Then our supervisor showed us an easier way and it went a lot faster. Well enough about work. The big news of yesterday was that my former best friend Matt Tygart asked my ex-girlfriend Tarrin Bullock out. Whoopidee do. The best part of the story is that Tarrin tried all day yesterday to call and break up with Matt. Ahhh it is so great to see that my life is so much easier now. Well I think that tomorrow I'm going to go swimming with these girls at that go to Bountiful Junior High, and then later they're going to join us to go bowling. I can't wait for tomorrow Thunder Alley is always the highlight of my week. I'm so sorry that I haven't gotten an audio post to you, I've been promising one for like 3 days now and I tried last night but the number isn't working on my phone. Well I'm going to go get my after work shower and eat some lunch. Props and Peace Out

He Likes Bread and Butter, She Likes Toast and Jam

2004-06-17T11:43:00.000-06:00

Alrighty Chill Hut readers lets get right into it! Well yesterday was sooooo boring I didn't work and I couldn't go anywhere. So I ended up staying home and watching movies all day. Yeah lots of fun let me tell. Well this morning I had to get back into the grind of going back to work after having 2 days off! I was late today because my momma forgot to wake me up. I didn't get there till 5 to 8. So yeah I had to work with Jordon Powers again and man do I hate that kid with a passion, I didn't care who he was talking to I'm just fed up with his crap and I would tell him to shut up. I think today I'm going up to the mall to get the new Drowning Pool and Velvet Revolver cd's and the Metallica work shirt and wifebeater that I saw when I was there Tuesday. Well I'm sorry I didn't drop an audio post last night I was just wasted and ended up going to bed at like 10:30, instead of my usual 12. I will be sure to have an extra special audio post to make up for it. If I end up going to the mall I will post and make sure it goes through this time. Well I've got to go do my after work shower. Props and peace!

Monkey's On A Tree With Mrs. Applebee!

2004-06-16T10:28:00.000-06:00

Good morning, my fellow Americans! Well last night was pimpin'. Andy Campbell and I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre which led to him staying the night. So yeah the Detroit Pistons are the NBA champions, yeah I never doubted that this year was their's! Anyways back to your local news. Ahh my mom is being such a terror this summer, she says that I am constantly gone every night. I not, this week I've only done 2 things and seen a movie and went to the mall yesterday. This results in me having to stay home today and tomorrow. She just needs to relax a little bit and let me have a social life! Anyways enough of that rant I could go on for days about that. So yeah I think that Tarrin might come down today, that would be interesting to have her and me together just chilling! Let's just hope that something doesn't happen. I'm listening to one of the all time classic songs! "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Guns & Roses, if you haven't heard this song then you need to download it or request it on your local radio station that plays 80's metal cause it is pimpin'! Anyways yeah I've got to go do some crazy thing today. Drop me emails for comments, evilbob123@hotmail.com. So until next time, Props! Peace to the readers and listeners!

Chillin' With The Guys!!

2004-06-15T21:48:00.000-06:00

Hamburgers Flying in the Sky Like Pancakes In A Drive-By

2004-06-15T08:42:00.000-06:00

Ok I have no idea what that name is about but it just sounded so cool. Well my day is just starting, I just woke up like 10 mins ago and had a doughnut! Yeah hurrah for a sugar rush in the morning hurrah!! Well I slept on the couch, seems that's become me bed for the summer. (Well maybe only for this week cause my cousins are in the basement where my room is and they are annoying.) While I'm sitting here writing this post I just thought of a great quote from WWII, I have no idea why but I'll share it with you: "And when he gets to Heaven to Saint Peter he will tell another soldier reporting sir, I've served my time in hell." Well now that I've totally set a sad mood, we'll brighten it up. Like I said last night I'm gonna be lookin' for some ladies, cause my friend Danielle cancelled on me and her going to the pool yesterday so I was kinda pissed, cause chicks in swimming suits is where it's at!! OH YEAH! Well I think I'm going to go buy Ferris Bueller's Day Off, cause that is one of my favorite movies but I haven't got it, Well until next time. Props!!

Random Thoughts And Rants On Anything and Everything

2004-06-14T22:57:00.000-06:00

Monday's always suck

2004-06-14T11:55:00.000-06:00

Well I had to get up for work today at like 6:30 AM. It really wouldn't bother me but I didn't go to bed until like 1 so I was dog tired. I shouldn't have stayed up to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show (pimpest movie of them all.) So yeah it was just another day at work, and I might go down to the pool with my friend Danielle, she's hot, and you know "do my thang!" haha Yeah I'm ready to begin "The Quest For Another Chick," that could be a movie. Well I'm still waiting to get my 13 dollars from Curtis Collins, I work with him, I sold him something like 3 weeks ago and then he kept promising that he would bring the money next time he worked with me and he never did. It has become so serious that when he works with me and Thursday he promised me I could kick him in the balls if he didn't have the money. Muhahahahahaha I am almighty. I'll probably be dropping an audio post later today so stay tuned. Lata

-Clark

Audblog is so great!!

2004-06-13T20:04:00.000-06:00

Welcome to the Chill Hut

2004-06-13T17:57:00.000-06:00

Hey Hey readers welcome to Clark's Chill Hut!! How are all of you? Well all of ya'll might know me from www.zackshutt.com, I write posts for that site on a irregular basis. I've gotten more control over it as of late with Shutt dealing with personal problems and with him traveling to Russia and Blanding, he'll be out for about a month. So yeah I guess now that I've got my own blog I'll tell you a little about myself. My name is Zachary Jay Clark, I was born in Salt Lake City on February 24, 1989 at LDS Hospital. I was adopted when I was 2 days old. My parents are Marc and Darlene Clark. My parents divorced when I was 2 and when I was 9 my dad remarried, that's where my stepmom Romi comes in, then just last December on the 27 my mom married Paul Rader. I just barely broke up with my girlfriend Tarrin Bullock, I was stabbed in the back by her and someone who I thought was my best friend. That relationship lasted 13 months and now that I'm single I can't wait to pick up girls all summer. So yeah email me at evilbob123@hotmail.com if you have any further questions about me and to drop comments on the blog. Peace Readers