The Cock Of God

I shit my pants

Just Got Wicked!!

Well I began my training to try to acheive my childhood dream of becoming a professional wrestler.

It was a little more than I came to expect, but I honestly believe that it's worth all the pain and time.

I was offered the chance to be in the show that is scheduled for April 15. The chance to be in the 30 man Rumble match would be a chance for to get some time in the ring. Word has it that the Rumble match is also very forgiving.

The guys down at UCW-Zero are great. Steve, the owner, JMB, the heavyweight champion, and Alex Brady, a tag title contender were all very cooperative and worked with me very much. They want me to succeed. Here is an excert from an email that I received from Steve earlier today.

"You did very well, you have what it takes to be a pro wrestler if you want to."

I'm 95% sure that I will take the chance to be in the show next month. I'll check for ticket prices and I'll let you all know. I want to see all your faces in the crowd screaming my name, it would probably take a bunch of pressure off of me. Props and Peace.

To Be Or Not To Be, That Is The Question...

I don't know why I am actually considering this so much. Maybe it's because it's been a childhood dream of mine or it could be the fact that I'm a major dumbass. I believe the first, the rest of you may think that it's the latter.

Well if any of you have known me for a fair share of my life then you would know that I'm a huge fan of wrestling. Whether it's high school or, my first true love, professional wrestling. You know those guys that act on TV and wrestle for gold belts.
Well Saturday night I'm at work and this guy, who I could consider an aquintance, comes in and starts talking about how he got into a match(professional wrestling.) Well it turns out he is a referee for this local federation. Well they are looking for some more guys and I want my tryout.

Well the only problem is that financially it's quite tough for me to even begin to try. It's quite expensive, but what I reap from it would be so great.

Well the final say comes down to my parents. They are the ones that have to sign the waiver and all. I hope all goes good.

Super Rad

Well sorry for the lack of updates as of late.

The Aquabats concert on Friday night was something that was not to be missed. There was only one opening band, Bad Credit. They were kickass, they have that Beastie Boys sound. I highly advise that you check them out at www.badcredit2000.com. I bought an Aquabats "Super Cool" wristband and the Bad Credit cd. Well I can add another concert to the Zac/Mikey concert list. I went to The Aquabats with Zack Shutt, Austin Nelson, Mikey, and James.

Well the Indianapolis Colts are having a steller season, they tallied another 'W' in the column. They are sitting at 13-0 and have clinched their division, first-round bye in the playoffs, and home field advantage during the playoffs.

Well things are good on this side of the net, I hope all is well with you. Reel Big Fish will be back in town on Januray 10!! I'm excited, they always put on a great show.

I picked up another kickass Death by Stereo this weekend. It's their newest one, Death for Life. I recommend DBS if you like Avenged Sevenfold, As I Lay Dying, and bands like those.

Props and Peace!!

Give Me Time

Well last night I got free tickets to the Utah Jazz game, well I guess I must be the goodluck charm that they need. They beat the Atlanta Hawks, which is the worst team in the league. I took my girlfriend Brittany and we watched the game, but ended up leaving about midway through the 3rd period.

We went back to my car and just talked and then I had to take her back to her car so she could come back home.

Jim and I are closing a deal today, so we'll be 125 bucks richer, after school.

The Aquabats concert is tomorrow night, there are still tickets. It's going to be at In The Venue at 7 PM. I hope to see all you Cadets there!!

Props and Peace!!

Indianapolis Colts

**********UPDATE********** Colts beat Jacksonville on Sunday

Well nothing has been going on lately, but I'm just going to post how the Colts season is going! 12-0 and only 4 more to go.

Indianapolis @ Baltimore 24-7 Record: 1-0
Jacksonville @ Indianapolis 10-3 Record: 2-0
Cleveland @ Indiapolis 13-6 Record: 3-0
Indianapolis @ Tennessee 31-10 Record: 4-0
Indianapolis @ San Francisco 28-3 Record: 5-0
St. Louis @ Indianapolis 45-28 Record: 6-0
Indianapolis @ Houston 38-20 Record: 7-0
BYE
Indianapolis @ New England 40-21 Record: 8-0
Houston @ Indianapolis 31-17 Record: 9-0
Indianapolis @ Cincinnati 45-37 Record: 10-0
Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis 26-7 Record: 11-0
Tennessee @ Indianapolis 35-3 Record: 12-0

By beating the Tennessee Titans the Colts clinched a playoff berth. The AFC South can be won by beating the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. Here is the rest of the Colts schedule.

Indianapolis @ Jacksonville 26-18 Record: 13-0
San Diego @ Indianapolis December 18 at 11:00 AM
Indianapolis @ Seattle December 24 at 2:15 PM
Arizona @ Indianapolis January 1 at 11:00 AM

Props and Peace!

Welcome Back

Well after a 4 1/2 month hiatus, I'm back!! I'll be trying to keep this blog up to speed with daily updates about what's going on in the wonderful world of Clark. Same blog name, same blog address and same fun that you've come to know from me. Well let me dive right into what happened on Monday.

Well Jim and I decided on Sunday night that we were going to ditch 7th period to go dick around. Well little did he and I know that we would have a few more people joining us.

Well I drove down to the Farmington Cemetary, in White Smoke(my Mustang's name), to meet Jim. Well I drove around a little bit and there before my eyes was the Floobin Gloobin coming right at me. So I pulled over to the side of the road.

Well the door to the car opened and then sat Chase F'in Hansen in the front seat, and Mark Rogers, Rulon McRae, and Will Dunford all in the back.

We drove back to the cemetary in the Flubbin Glubbin so everybody could have a smoke. Well Chase told Rulon that he could attain MP3(the closest thing to being in the MP without actually being in it) if he would run naked through the cemetary and touch a certain headstone. Well Rulon did it and we all had a good laugh as we made him run all the way to Main Street to hop in the car.

After that, we drove around for awhile just fuckin around and then we decided we need to destroy something. We went back to White Smoke and picked up a bowling ball that was in my car. Well if you've ever heard any stories about what Jim and Chase do with bowling balls then you would understand. So we were trying to think of a place to throw it and settled on Bountiful Pond.

We drove out to the road that forks off to the pond and dump and did about 70 down the road and had Chase throw the bowling ball out the window into a fence. No damage to the fence. So we laughed and picked up the ball again. So we drove back up the road and decided that we were going to try to hit one of those speed bump things and try to jump the ball into the pond. Well it didn't work but now the bowling ball is at the bottom of Bountiful Pond.

Well Will broke the back driver side window and it was fuckin freezing all the way back to Viewmont to drop everybody off. So we talked for a bit and then everybody left, Jim took me back to my car so I could head back to school. I saw Brittany during lunch and that made the day that much better.

I officially called Monday, the greatest time ditching EVER!!

Props and Peace!!